Turkey Trot I Thought You Said Drink A Lot Hoodie
🏁 DTG-printed fresh when you order🚚 Free U.S. shipping over $75

Turkey Trot I Thought You Said Drink A Lot Hoodie
🏁 DTG-printed fresh when you order🚚 Free U.S. shipping over $75
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Warm Up & Wind Down in Your Turkey Trot Drink A Lot Hoodie
Embrace the chill of Thanksgiving morning and the warmth of post-race celebration with our 'Turkey Trot? I Thought You Said Drink A Lot.' Hoodie! This cozy classic keeps you comfortable and entertained, whether heading to the start line or enjoying well-earned refreshments after crossing the finish. It's the ultimate blend of comfort and humor!
Why You'll Love It
- Built for the Trot: The essential cold-morning hoodie for any Turkey Trot participant.
- Printed Fresh Per Order: Your vibrant, humorous design is direct-to-garment printed for lasting appeal.
- Ultimate Coziness: Features a soft fleece lining, spacious hood, and front pouch pocket for comfort.
- Laugh-Out-Loud Design: A pilgrim turkey with beer mugs perfectly captures the spirit of post-run fun.
Why We Designed This
We know how crucial a good hoodie is for those pre-race jitters and post-race wind-downs. Our goal was to create a hoodie that wasn't just warm and comfortable but also embodied the fun, celebratory spirit of the Turkey Trot. This design speaks to every runner who earns their feast and looks forward to camaraderie and a well-deserved drink. It’s a comfortable reward for your effort.
Race Day Tips
Don't forget your hoodie for the start line! It’s perfect for keeping warm before the gun. If you shed it during the race, consider writing your bib number on the tag for easy retrieval at lost and found.
Perfect For
- Staying warm at chilly Turkey Trot start lines
- Post-race celebration and relaxation
- Casual Thanksgiving Day wear with a humorous twist
- Gifts for runners who appreciate comfort and a good laugh
- ✓ Hilarious pilgrim turkey character holding two frothy beer mugs.
- ✓ Bold text: 'TURKEY TROT? I THOUGHT YOU SAID DRINK A LOT.' for a laugh.
- ✓ Vibrant illustrated design in festive orange, black, and white.
- ✓ Soft, warm hoodie with a cozy fleece lining and front pouch pocket.
- ✓ Unisex fit, perfect for layering during chilly Thanksgiving weather.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is the hood functional and comfortable, or mostly decorative?
The hood on this heavy blend hoodie is fully functional and adjustable with a drawstring, providing extra warmth and comfort on a brisk Turkey Trot morning, not just a decorative element.
We're looking for matching hoodies for our family group. Is the sizing consistent for adults and potential youth sizes?
Our heavy blend hoodies offer consistent unisex sizing for adults. If youth sizes are available, they are scaled appropriately to ensure your whole family group can match comfortably.
Does the large design hold up well on the front of a hoodie with a pocket, or does it get obscured?
The design is carefully placed to ensure the humorous pilgrim turkey and beer mugs are clearly visible above the front pouch pocket, maintaining the integrity and humor of the graphic.
Is this hoodie soft on the inside, and does it pill easily?
Yes, this heavy blend hoodie features a soft, brushed fleece interior for maximum comfort. With proper care, it's designed to resist pilling and maintain its cozy feel.
How warm is this hoodie compared to a sweatshirt for cooler weather?
This heavy blend hoodie offers comparable warmth to our sweatshirts, with the added benefit of an adjustable hood for extra protection against the cold and wind on brisk Turkey Trot mornings.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.