Turkey Trot I Thought You Said Drink A Lot Hoodie
🏁 DTG-printed fresh when you order🚚 Free U.S. shipping over $75
Turkey Trot I Thought You Said Drink A Lot Hoodie
🏁 DTG-printed fresh when you order🚚 Free U.S. shipping over $75
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Hoodie Up, Hydrate Down: Turkey Trot Drink Hoodie
Wrap yourself in warmth and humor after conquering your Turkey Trot in our cozy Hoodie! This essential post-race garment features a hilarious cartoon turkey, already planning its 'drink a lot,' making it the ultimate way to stay comfortable, warm, and witty as you celebrate your Thanksgiving Day accomplishment.
Why You'll Love It
- Enjoy ultimate warmth and plush comfort, perfect for chilly race mornings and post-trot relaxation.
- Spark smiles and conversations with the witty 'I Thought You Said Drink A Lot' message.
- Showcases a vibrant, festive design with a charming turkey, pumpkins, and a coffee cup.
- Printed Fresh Per Order, ensuring a high-quality, long-lasting design that's Built for the Trot and your traditions.
Why We Designed This
We know the Turkey Trot often means cold weather and early mornings. This hoodie was designed to be your best friend before and after the race, offering ultimate comfort and a dash of humor. It captures the spirit of earning your reward and celebrating with friends, just as we wished for warmth and good cheer after our own race in that cold parking lot. It's more than a hoodie; it's a finish line hug.
Race Day Tips
A hoodie is your secret weapon for cold race mornings! Wear it to the start, and it'll keep you warm while you wait. After crossing the finish line, pull it on for instant comfort and to enjoy that well-deserved "drink a lot" in style.
Perfect For
- Staying warm and comfortable before, during, or after your Thanksgiving Day Turkey Trot.
- Relaxing at home or with family after a successful race morning.
- A cozy and humorous gift for any runner who loves comfort and a good laugh.
- Casual, festive wear throughout the entire holiday season.
- ✓ Humorous 'TURKEY TROT: I THOUGHT YOU SAID DRINK A LOT' text for a laugh.
- ✓ Charming cartoon turkey in running shoes, ready for a post-race drink.
- ✓ Vibrant autumn elements like pumpkins, maple leaves, and coffee bubbles.
- ✓ Plush, warm fleece interior with an adjustable hood for ultimate comfort.
- ✓ Convenient front kangaroo pocket to keep hands warm or store small essentials.
Frequently Asked Questions
How thick is this hoodie; will it provide good warmth on a really cold Thanksgiving morning?
This heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is quite substantial, offering excellent warmth for cold Thanksgiving mornings. Its thick fabric and cozy fleece lining provide superior insulation, making it perfect for staying comfortable before and after your trot.
Does the hood have drawstrings, and is it a functional size?
Yes, this hoodie features a functional, adjustable hood with drawstrings, allowing you to cinch it for extra warmth or a snugger fit. The hood is generously sized to provide ample coverage and comfort.
We're getting a group order for our Trot Squad; will the design be clearly visible on the front pocket area?
The humorous turkey and text design is strategically placed on the chest area, above the front pouch pocket, ensuring it is fully visible and not obscured. This makes it perfect for matching Trot Squad outfits.
I'm a Race Organizer; is the material suitable for custom race logos in addition to the existing design?
Yes, the heavy blend fabric is highly suitable for additional custom printing. We can discuss options for adding your race logo to the sleeves, back, or hood, complementing the existing humorous design for a unique event souvenir.
Is this hoodie comfortable enough to wear all day after the trot?
Absolutely! With its soft, heavy blend fabric and relaxed unisex fit, this hoodie is designed for all-day comfort. It's perfect for lounging after your Turkey Trot, enjoying Thanksgiving dinner, or casual wear throughout the holiday season.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.
