Turkey Trot I Thought You Said Drink A Lot Tank
🏁 DTG-printed fresh when you order🚚 Free U.S. shipping over $75

Turkey Trot I Thought You Said Drink A Lot Tank
🏁 DTG-printed fresh when you order🚚 Free U.S. shipping over $75
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Trot Hard, Drink Harder: Your Turkey Trot Drink Tank
For the Turkey Trotter who runs hot, or whose race is in a warmer climate, our Turkey Trot Drink Tank is your perfect match! This lightweight, breathable tank features a hilarious cartoon turkey already eyeing its post-race 'drink a lot,' making it ideal for staying cool, comfortable, and witty through every mile.
Why You'll Love It
- Stay cool and comfortable with a lightweight, breathable tank top, perfect for warmer race conditions.
- Spark smiles and conversations with the witty 'I Thought You Said Drink A Lot' message.
- Showcases a vibrant, festive design with a charming turkey, pumpkins, and a coffee cup.
- Printed Fresh Per Order, ensuring a high-quality, long-lasting design that's Built for the Trot and your traditions.
Why We Designed This
Not every Turkey Trot is a cold one! We designed this tank for those warmer climates or for runners who truly push their pace and need maximum breathability. It celebrates the same fun, festive spirit of the race, just with a lighter feel. It's about earning your reward, no matter the weather, and enjoying the camaraderie, just as we intended when we started Turkey Trot Shirts.
Race Day Tips
Even in a tank, hydration is key! This shirt is your fun reminder to keep sipping water throughout your race. And once you cross that finish line, that celebratory "drink a lot" will be even more refreshing!
Perfect For
- Runners in warmer climates or those who prefer minimal layers for their Turkey Trot.
- Making a humorous statement at the start line or during your post-race cool down.
- A fun and unique gift for any runner who enjoys humor and coffee.
- Casual, comfortable wear for active days or festive holiday gatherings.
- ✓ Humorous 'TURKEY TROT: I THOUGHT YOU SAID DRINK A LOT' text for a laugh.
- ✓ Charming cartoon turkey in running shoes, ready for a post-race drink.
- ✓ Vibrant autumn elements like pumpkins, maple leaves, and coffee bubbles.
- ✓ Lightweight, breathable fabric ensures cool comfort during your run.
- ✓ Unisex standard fit offers freedom of movement for active performance.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this tank top breathable enough for actual running in a warmer climate Turkey Trot?
Yes, this standard unisex jersey tank is designed for comfort and breathability, making it well-suited for actual running in warmer climates. Its lightweight fabric helps keep you cool and allows for excellent airflow during your trot.
How does the unisex fit work for both men and women who want to wear this for the race?
The unisex fit offers a comfortable, relaxed cut that works well for both men and women. Men will find it true to size, while women typically enjoy the looser, more casual fit. It's a versatile choice for any runner in your Trot Squad.
Will the design crack or fade with sweat and repeated washing after intense runs?
Our high-quality printing methods are designed to withstand active wear and repeated washing. With proper care, the humorous turkey and text design will maintain its vibrant colors and integrity, even through sweaty runs and washes.
I'm a Performance Trotter; does this tank offer good mobility for arm swings during running?
Absolutely. The standard tank top cut provides full freedom of movement for your arms and shoulders, ensuring unrestricted arm swings and comfort during your entire race, allowing you to perform your best while enjoying the humor.
Is the fabric soft enough to prevent chafing during a longer trot?
This jersey tank is made from soft, comfortable fabric designed to minimize chafing. While individual experiences may vary, its smooth texture makes it a popular choice for many runners participating in longer trots or walks.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.