Turkey Trot I Thought You Said Drink A Lot Hoodie
🏁 DTG-printed fresh when you order🚚 Free U.S. shipping over $75

Turkey Trot I Thought You Said Drink A Lot Hoodie
🏁 DTG-printed fresh when you order🚚 Free U.S. shipping over $75
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Stay Warm, Witty, and Ready to Trot with the Turkey Trot Drink Lot Hoodie
Brave the brisk Thanksgiving morning air in ultimate comfort and undeniable humor with our "Turkey Trot I Thought You Said Drink A Lot" Hoodie! This cozy essential features a hilarious cartoon turkey rocking sunglasses and a party hat, ready to toast with two drinks amidst a joyful flurry of confetti and colorful gates. With its warm hood and soft fabric, it's the perfect way to stay comfortable and share a laugh before, during, or after your Turkey Trot.
Why You'll Love It
- Showcases a vibrant, humorous design that adds fun to any chilly race day.
- Equipped with a warm hood and spacious front pocket for extra comfort and utility.
- Crafted from a soft, substantial fabric, providing superior warmth for cold mornings.
- Built for the Trot, offering both festive style and practical warmth for participants.
Why We Designed This
Some Turkey Trots are truly chilly, and for those mornings, a hoodie is non-negotiable! We wanted to ensure that even our warmest gear carried the same fun, race-specific spirit as our tees. This "Drink A Lot" design perfectly captures the celebratory mood, and pairing it with a cozy hoodie means you can stay warm while embracing the holiday cheer. It's for every Trotter who knows the importance of being comfortable and having a good laugh, no matter the weather.
Race Day Tips
On extra cold Turkey Trot mornings, a hoodie is your secret weapon. Wear it to the start line for maximum warmth, and if you plan to shed it, consider tying it around your waist or using a gear check. The hood is great for keeping your ears warm during pre-race stretching!
Perfect For
- Extremely cold Turkey Trot mornings or evening celebrations.
- Staying warm and cozy while spectating or volunteering.
- A comfortable, humorous layer for casual holiday wear.
- Gifting to the runner who always needs an extra layer of warmth.
- ✓ Humorous cartoon turkey design with sunglasses and a party hat.
- ✓ Features the witty "TURKEY TROT I THOUGHT YOU SAID DRINK A LOT" text.
- ✓ Vibrant, celebratory graphics including confetti, balloons, and festive drinks.
- ✓ Warm, comfortable hoodie with an adjustable drawstring hood.
- ✓ Soft, durable fabric blend with a convenient front pouch pocket.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this hoodie thick enough to keep me warm while waiting for the Turkey Trot to start?
Yes, this cozy unisex hoodie is made with a warm, heavy blend fabric, providing excellent insulation to keep you comfortable and warm while waiting for your Turkey Trot to begin on a chilly morning.
My family is buying several hoodies for our group. Is the sizing consistent across adult and youth sizes?
Our hoodies are designed with consistent sizing across both adult and youth options, ensuring that your entire family group can find comfortable, matching fits for your Turkey Trot celebration.
How well does the design stand out on the hoodie fabric, especially with the hood down?
The 'Turkey Trot I Thought You Said Drink A Lot' design is printed to be highly visible and vibrant on the hoodie's fabric. It stands out clearly on the chest, whether the hood is up or down.
Does this hoodie have a front pouch pocket? I like to keep my hands warm or stash small items.
Yes, this cozy unisex hoodie features a convenient front pouch pocket, perfect for keeping your hands warm or stashing small essentials like keys or a phone during your Turkey Trot festivities.
Would this make a good 'finish line' hoodie to throw on after my race?
Absolutely! This warm and comfortable hoodie is perfect as a 'finish line' layer, providing instant coziness and a celebratory vibe after completing your Turkey Trot.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.