Turkey Trot Drink A Lot Tank
🏁 DTG-printed fresh when you order🚚 Free U.S. shipping over $75

Turkey Trot Drink A Lot Tank
🏁 DTG-printed fresh when you order🚚 Free U.S. shipping over $75
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Race & Raise a Glass in Our Turkey Trot Drink A Lot Tank
Even if Thanksgiving morning is mild, our 'Turkey Trot? I Thought You Said Drink A Lot' Tank is ready to celebrate your run! This fun, breathable tank top is perfect for warmer race days or for showing off your hard-earned post-trot swagger. It's the ideal choice for those who love to run, laugh, and toast to a job well done.
Why You'll Love It
- Lightweight and breathable, keeping you cool during your trot.
- Showcases a festive turkey ready to clink mugs, embodying the post-trot spirit.
- A fun way to express your holiday humor from the start line to the party.
- Printed Fresh Per Order, ensuring a unique, race-ready tank just for you.
Why We Designed This
At Turkey Trot Shirts, we've lined up for enough Thanksgiving morning races to know the vibe. It's cold, it's early, and you've earned that post-trot celebration. We designed this 'Drink A Lot' tee for all the runners who understand the true 'race day fuel' comes after the finish line. It’s for those who appreciate a good laugh and a well-deserved toast, perfectly blending the effort of the run with the fun of the holiday.
Race Day Tips
Don't forget to hydrate before the race, but save the real 'drink a lot' for after you've earned your finisher's medal (or at least your bragging rights). Plan your post-trot celebration spot in advance so you can transition seamlessly from runner's high to holiday cheer!
Perfect For
- Your annual Thanksgiving morning 5K or 10K.
- Making fellow runners chuckle at the start line.
- Post-race celebrations with your trot squad.
- Earning your holiday feast (and accompanying beverages!).
- ✓ Features a hilarious cartoon turkey in a pilgrim hat, ready to toast with two mugs of beer.
- ✓ Bold text declares, "TURKEY TROT? I THOUGHT YOU SAID DRINK A LOT" for a memorable laugh.
- ✓ Vibrant fall colors and festive leaves capture the joyful spirit of Thanksgiving morning.
- ✓ Lightweight, breathable fabric keeps you cool and comfortable on warmer race days.
- ✓ Classic unisex fit allows for unrestricted movement during your run or celebration.
Frequently Asked Questions
We live in a warmer state; is this tank truly lightweight and breathable for running in mild Thanksgiving weather?
Yes, this lightweight unisex jersey tank is specifically chosen for its breathability and comfort, making it an excellent option for Thanksgiving Trots in warmer climates where you need to stay cool.
My running club wants to wear something fun but also functional for a warmer race. Is this tank suitable?
Absolutely! This tank combines a fun design with functional, lightweight jersey fabric, making it a great choice for running clubs looking for both style and comfort during warmer race conditions.
Is the unisex sizing true to size, or should I order up/down for a comfortable fit during activity?
The unisex sizing generally runs true to size for a comfortable, slightly relaxed fit. For athletic activities, some prefer to size down for a more snug fit, so please check our size chart.
Will the armholes be too large or restrictive for actual running?
The armholes are designed to offer a comfortable and unrestricted range of motion, preventing chafing during your run while also not being excessively large.
Is the 'Drink A Lot' message too aggressive for a family-friendly race where kids might see it?
The design presents the 'Drink A Lot' message with a cartoonish turkey and beer mugs, intended as light-hearted humor. Most races find this acceptable for a festive, casual atmosphere.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.