Turkey Trot I Thought You Said Drink A Lot Tank
🏁 DTG-printed fresh when you order🚚 Free U.S. shipping over $75

Turkey Trot I Thought You Said Drink A Lot Tank
🏁 DTG-printed fresh when you order🚚 Free U.S. shipping over $75
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Stay Cool & Clever with Our Turkey Trot Drink Lot Tank!
For those warmer Thanksgiving climates or intense efforts, our unisex tank top is the perfect choice! Featuring the hilarious 'Turkey Trot I Thought You Said Drink A Lot' design, it’s a fun way to show your race day spirit and anticipate your well-deserved post-run celebration.
Why You'll Love It
- Lightweight and breathable, ideal for warmer race days.
- Humorous design that celebrates the fun side of the Turkey Trot.
- Comfortable unisex fit for unrestricted movement.
- Printed Fresh Per Order, ensuring a unique, high-quality garment.
Why We Designed This
Not every Turkey Trot is a chilly affair! For our friends in warmer states or those who run at a pace that generates serious heat, a tank top is essential. We wanted to make sure everyone could express their post-race celebration spirit, no matter the weather. This design is for the Trotter who earns their fun and isn't afraid to show it, designed by runners who run year-round.
Race Day Tips
If your Turkey Trot is unexpectedly warm, a tank top is a game-changer for staying cool. Remember to apply sunscreen to your shoulders and arms, and hydrate frequently both before and during your race!
Perfect For
- Turkey Trots in warmer climates or high-intensity runs.
- Post-race celebrations where comfort is key.
- Casual summer wear or as a unique gift.
- Making a humorous statement about your holiday priorities.
- ✓ Funny cartoon turkey with a refreshing drink illustration.
- ✓ Witty text: "TURKEY TROT I THOUGHT YOU SAID DRINK A LOT".
- ✓ Festive fall elements like pumpkins and maple leaves.
- ✓ Lightweight, breathable unisex tank top.
- ✓ Comfortable fit for freedom of movement on race day.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this tank top truly lightweight and breathable enough for serious running in warmer climates?
Yes, this unisex tank top is crafted from soft, lightweight, and breathable cotton, making it an excellent choice for serious running in warmer climates where you need to stay cool and comfortable.
How does the unisex fit compare to a men's or women's specific tank? Is it too boxy?
The unisex fit offers a versatile, slightly relaxed cut that works well for both men and women. It's designed for comfort and freedom of movement, providing a comfortable drape without being overly boxy.
We're a mixed group, will the unisex tank fit both men and women comfortably for group photos?
Yes, the unisex fit is designed to accommodate various body types comfortably, making it a great option for mixed groups aiming for a cohesive look in group photos while enjoying the Turkey Trot.
Is the fabric prone to chafing during a longer run, or is it soft against the skin?
Our tanks are made from soft cotton, which is gentle against the skin. While individual experiences can vary, the fabric is generally not prone to chafing during typical Turkey Trot distances.
Does the design appear clearly on the front of the tank without being too large or small?
The 'Turkey Trot I Thought You Said Drink A Lot' design is optimized for tank tops, ensuring it appears clearly and proportionately on the front, providing maximum visual impact without being overwhelming.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.