Turkey Trot I Thought You Said Drink A Lot Tank
🏁 DTG-printed fresh when you order🚚 Free U.S. shipping over $75

Turkey Trot I Thought You Said Drink A Lot Tank
🏁 DTG-printed fresh when you order🚚 Free U.S. shipping over $75
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Turkey Trot Beer Tank: Run Hard, Celebrate Harder!
Hit the Turkey Trot course with freedom and a fantastic sense of humor in our "Drink A Lot" Tank. This design, featuring a jolly turkey with a frothy mug, is perfect for runners who give their all on the course and then look forward to a well-earned post-race refreshment. It’s built for comfort, performance, and a good laugh.
Why You'll Love It
- Lightweight, breathable fabric perfect for active race day performance.
- Showcases a hilarious design that celebrates your post-race reward.
- Offers freedom of movement, ideal for pushing your pace.
- Printed Fresh Per Order, ensuring a vibrant, lasting graphic for your annual tradition.
Why We Designed This
For some Trotters, the Thanksgiving race is a chance to truly push their limits. This tank, with its "Drink A Lot" design, acknowledges that effort while celebrating the fun that follows. It's for those who appreciate a performance-ready garment that still expresses their personality and their love for the post-race camaraderie. It's built for Trotters, by Trotters, who know how to earn their celebration.
Race Day Tips
Tanks are great for warmer race conditions or for layering under a light jacket. Remember to apply sunscreen if you're rocking sleeveless on a sunny Trot morning!
Perfect For
- Turkey Trot races in warmer climates.
- Runners who prefer maximum freedom of movement.
- Post-race celebrations and casual gatherings.
- Gifting to a running buddy who loves a good laugh and a cool fit.
- ✓ Humorous cartoon turkey holding a frothy mug of beer.
- ✓ Bold, witty text: "TURKEY TROT? I THOUGHT YOU SAID DRINK A LOT."
- ✓ Vibrant autumn leaves add a festive, race-day touch.
- ✓ Lightweight, breathable fabric for optimal comfort and airflow.
- ✓ Unisex tank fit provides freedom of movement for active wear.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this tank top suitable for actively running the Turkey Trot, especially if it's a warmer Thanksgiving?
Yes, this unisex jersey tank is designed to be cool and comfortable, making it an excellent choice for actively running your Turkey Trot, particularly if the weather is mild or warm.
My friends and I want matching tanks for our Turkey Trot team. Does this tank come in a good range of unisex sizes for everyone?
Absolutely! This unisex jersey tank is available in a wide range of sizes, ensuring all members of your trot squad can find a comfortable, matching fit for race day.
What kind of fabric is this jersey tank? Is it soft and breathable for a run?
This unisex jersey tank is typically made from a soft, lightweight, and breathable fabric, providing optimal comfort and ventilation for your Turkey Trot run.
Will the "TURKEY TROT? I THOUGHT YOU SAID DRINK A LOT" design look good on a tank top, or will it be too large/small?
The design is professionally scaled and printed fresh per order to look fantastic on the tank top, ensuring the humorous turkey and text are clear and proportionate.
Can this tank be worn casually after the race, or is it strictly athletic wear?
With its fun design and comfortable fit, this tank is perfect for both race day and casual wear, making it a great choice for post-race celebrations or warm holiday gatherings.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 3-5 business days after that.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn items in original condition. Print-on-demand items cannot be returned for buyer's remorse.
Will the print fade or crack?
We use direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks that are soft to the touch and designed to last through many wash cycles without cracking or peeling.